How to rage


 

 

 

 

step 1

crash your hard worked on car too many times so respawn it then realize that you pressed the walking mode button on your controller and your car is across the map

step 2

destroy your junky windows 98 computer by installing a mod that allows you to teleport to a random place in the map and spamming the teleport button till your next to ur vehicle

step 999999999999 1999 sony handycam

congrats you have officialy raged cuz now ur angry

 

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